jedidumbass:


classycleo asked jedidumbass:
what’s your nickname for donna? :)

Usually, I call her “m’lady”. But I may throw in a “turtle dove,” “my little daisy,” and the always sexy, “Leia”.

Eric, I never let you call me “turtle dove” or your “little daisy”.

jedidumbass:

what’s your nickname for donna? :)

Usually, I call her “m’lady”. But I may throw in a “turtle dove,” “my little daisy,” and the always sexy, “Leia”.

Eric, I never let you call me “turtle dove” or your “little daisy”.

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“Welcome to My Nightmare” — Alice Cooper


charlieatari asked:
Hi Donna,what’s your favourite Alice Cooper song/album? Much love, Charlie

Welcome to My Nightmare. It scares the hell out of Eric whenever I play it, and the song “Steven” makes him look at Hyde funny afterward. 
You know what? I think I’ll spin the album in its entirety tonight during my radio show. Thanks, Charlie!

Hi Donna,what’s your favourite Alice Cooper song/album? Much love, Charlie

Welcome to My Nightmare. It scares the hell out of Eric whenever I play it, and the song “Steven” makes him look at Hyde funny afterward. 

You know what? I think I’ll spin the album in its entirety tonight during my radio show. Thanks, Charlie!


stirthepot007 asked:
your in college right? do you have a lot of finals?

Yeah. Eric and I somehow passed all our finals with flying colors and finished the semester.

your in college right? do you have a lot of finals?

Yeah. Eric and I somehow passed all our finals with flying colors and finished the semester.

wrongorhilarious:


moeby asked:
are you man pretty, kelso? how does one exactly get to be “man pretty?”

Uh… have you seen me?
The best way to become man-pretty is to be born man-pretty, like I was. The second best way is to be born with the potential to become man-pretty, like Fez.
Then all you gotta do is find a man-pretty friend who was born that way, and he’ll bring it outta you. The right hair and clothing do a lot—unless you got an uggo horse-face.
Some things can’t be fixed.

More destructive “wisdom” from Kelso.
At least he’s as judgmental toward other men as he is toward women.

wrongorhilarious:

are you man pretty, kelso? how does one exactly get to be “man pretty?”

Uh… have you seen me?

The best way to become man-pretty is to be born man-pretty, like I was. The second best way is to be born with the potential to become man-pretty, like Fez.

Then all you gotta do is find a man-pretty friend who was born that way, and he’ll bring it outta you. The right hair and clothing do a lot—unless you got an uggo horse-face.

Some things can’t be fixed.

More destructive “wisdom” from Kelso.

At least he’s as judgmental toward other men as he is toward women.


temparuteishigh asked:
Donna what’s your favorite band?

Led Zeppelin. And if I’d known how crazy Fez’s girlfriend would turn out to be, I never would’ve given him the tickets to that concert. 
One of my biggest regrets, but my stupid friends were being such dinks about the extra Zeppelin ticket. 
I should’ve taken Hyde.

Donna what’s your favorite band?

Led Zeppelin. And if I’d known how crazy Fez’s girlfriend would turn out to be, I never would’ve given him the tickets to that concert.

One of my biggest regrets, but my stupid friends were being such dinks about the extra Zeppelin ticket.

I should’ve taken Hyde.


classycleo asked:
casey was actually really hot though. i’m just sayin’. i don’t blame you for, ahem, ‘kissing’ him…

Yeah, he had nice arms…
But he really let himself go.

casey was actually really hot though. i’m just sayin’. i don’t blame you for, ahem, ‘kissing’ him…

Yeah, he had nice arms…

But he really let himself go.


robertfritsche asked hotdonnarocks:
You said you’ve only kissed two guys, buuut you kissed Eric, Hyde, Fez, Casey Kelso, and finally the Milk-man.

Okay, first, how do you know that? Have you been spying on me?
Second, Hyde kissed me, and I don’t count that. He got a much-deserved slap in the face for that.
My kiss with Fez wasn’t a real kiss. We were just trying to trick his psycho ex-girlfriend. I kind of blocked that out because… well, I was kissing Fez. 
Casey Kelso is one of the two guys I was talking about. I really kissed him… and—sorry Eric.
The Milkman. Not my proudest moment. But he was so shocked I was actually doing it that he barely did anything with his lips.
So I really only kissed two guys: Eric and Casey.

You said you’ve only kissed two guys, buuut you kissed Eric, Hyde, Fez, Casey Kelso, and finally the Milk-man.

Okay, first, how do you know that? Have you been spying on me?

Second, Hyde kissed me, and I don’t count that. He got a much-deserved slap in the face for that.

My kiss with Fez wasn’t a real kiss. We were just trying to trick his psycho ex-girlfriend. I kind of blocked that out because… well, I was kissing Fez.

Casey Kelso is one of the two guys I was talking about. I really kissed him… and—sorry Eric.

The Milkman. Not my proudest moment. But he was so shocked I was actually doing it that he barely did anything with his lips.

So I really only kissed two guys: Eric and Casey.

fezsaysgoodday:

pouncing:

If candy was a woman you would probably marry her on the spot.

Yes, I would marry that woman—as long as her body parts grew back after I ate them.

Okay, Fez, that’s creepy even for you.


classycleo asked:
what has been your best kiss, and who was it with?

I’ve only kissed two guys, one of whom I’d be happy never to speak of again.
But Eric’s become, like, a really good kisser. It took us some time to figure it all out, but now… let’s just say he knows how to “Use the Force”.

what has been your best kiss, and who was it with?

I’ve only kissed two guys, one of whom I’d be happy never to speak of again.

But Eric’s become, like, a really good kisser. It took us some time to figure it all out, but now… let’s just say he knows how to “Use the Force”.